9.20.2007

2.20.2007

Don't Fuck With the Tiger Society.

Night off, finally some time to relax?

Work Orientation

16oz to Freedom

Caffine is one of the more important things in my life right now. With out it I would never be able to survive a day at work without strangling my boss who seems to think no matter what time or how many hours I've worked this week that I am available, rain or shine, asleep or awake to run a single delivery for him or cook the food he is to lazy to. 16oz of Acoustic Java has kept me out of jail and employed despite the fact i've quit 8 times this week. Fuck all.

For the record faded jeans are not dirty, you're just retarded.

2.18.2007

New Toy.

Motorola H500 Bluetooth headset. Yes I am that cool. I am totally that asshole walking around that looks like he is talking to himself.

I did go to work tonight but left moments later 60 hours is my limit.

Same Shirt Different Day. (har har)

Night Off? Unlikely but we'll see.

Why you should tip your pizza guy good...

This is why you don't fuck with a pizza guy cause his knife will always be bigger than yours. This is also why my boss is somewhat scared of me. Beard + Big Knife = Possibly Crazy White Guy.

P.S. - If you've ever not tipped me on a delivery, I remember your address and I spit in your food. Just Kidding! I'm just gonna cut you with my knife.

2.14.2007

Blizzard! (cont.)

Evening in wormtown. George's and Moynihan's warm neon glow light the streets. Video is some guy plowing into my street making the road impassable.


Blizzard 2007!

3:30pm Norwood St. Worcester, MA.

5-8 inches on the ground; winds 20-25kts out of the NE.

fuckin cold out.

Yodels are Yummy.

Blizzards Breakfast and Bedlam

Breakfast: Annie's Famous Chilli-Cheeseburger with fries, 2 cups of coffee and delicious Worcester tap. Followed by a massive cinnamon roll from Acoustic Java. Breakfast is the best meal of the day caffine and sugar should be sold in pill and rock form. (powder may be pushing it).

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I love waking up in the morning and watching george bush attempt to put a few string of words together but sometimes he can barely walk and chew gum at the same time. Silly Bush. 4 more years! 4 more years!

Gilbert is the greatest hamster to ever live. He loves to climb his cage and as seen here make daring escapes. One night I was in bed and Gilbert got out and climbed across my room, on to my bed and then cuddled with my feet. Gilbert also is one of the largest hamster alive, Gilbert is so big that he is technically a manster. He is regularly mistaken for a lion or giraffe but doesn't take offense to those who are mistaken. Here he is getting ready to fly to his secret Jedi council meeting to discuss how to making regular plugs fit into european outlets.

TWC is the new MTV

TWC as in The Weather Channel is slowly beginning to turn into one of the best sources for good rock and blues music every 10 minutes during local on the 8's. I mean its no Fallout Boy or other flamboyantly fronted boy band is playing on MTV but I think that's a good thing.

Even so, there is no place for snow in my world right now. I am so done with winter and all its grand shittiness. Go back to Canada you damn season.

2.13.2007

10" Broccoli and Onion Grilled Chicken Pizza. mmmmmm good.

Confessions From A Pie Guy.

Baklava looks tasty but did you know it's made with muskrat liver and bluejay stomach? I know, it amazes me too. Just one more bit of trivia to add to your brain. I assure you this will be the million dollar question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, so study up.

A Pirate's Life For Me.

Off work early and being pirates relaxing for the night. Payday means getting snacks and feelin good about life.