Why you should tip your pizza guy good...

This is why you don't fuck with a pizza guy cause his knife will always be bigger than yours. This is also why my boss is somewhat scared of me. Beard + Big Knife = Possibly Crazy White Guy.

P.S. - If you've ever not tipped me on a delivery, I remember your address and I spit in your food. Just Kidding! I'm just gonna cut you with my knife.